quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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