That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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