What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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