i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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