Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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