your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
