At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You can't motorboat a personality
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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