That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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