Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
