No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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