yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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