Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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