No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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