we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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