I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Also, beer. Big fan.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Randomize
