i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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