it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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