I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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