Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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