Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
