normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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