This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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