She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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