did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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