i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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