Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
The air taste purple.
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