i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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