Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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