awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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