Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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