I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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