Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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