Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
