it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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