I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
only you would photoshop your dick
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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