i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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