Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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