called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
