Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So vagazzling was a success
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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