so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Found the puke drawer
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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