Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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