Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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