You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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