She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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