You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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