...so i touched it.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
