so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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