i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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