OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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