Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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